Write in the Kisser

(In chronological order:)

• After much discussion and confusion, Marshall Bruce Mathers III shall henceforth be referred to as “shricka shricka Slim Shady.”
• It is entirely likely that some unidentified individuals are going to cause DMX to give in to his more psychotic tendencies in this very location.
• In this day and age, the overwhelming majority of the population enjoys speculating out loud, as if the content of their speculation had intrinsic value. However, they emit nothing of substance upon manipulating their Labia superfluos entafada and Labium inferius; all one hears is a random quantity of nonsense, and these deplorable individuals feign ignorance about the man known as “Dre.”
• Ludacris is in possession of numerous loose women in distinct geographical regions with different telephone exchanges.
• If it becomes unseasonably warm in a particular area, one should remove all of his or her apparel.
• Jay-Z, personally, faces fewer than 100 challenges; however, an irritating woman certainly isn’t among them.
• African Americans don’t move in a rhythmic fashion to a musical beat. They simply hike their trousers skyward and engage in a repetitive series of basic motions referred to simply as the “Roc-a-way.”
• Curtis James Jackson III will accompany me to a retail confectionery store and even permit me to run my tongue up and down over a hardened, flavored mixture of sucrose and corn syrup that has been mounted on a stick.
• Don’t get him wrong. It’s not like Kanye is implying that she’s only with him for his money. But let’s be honest here: he is an African American who has acquired a great deal of wealth, so you be the judge.
• Eye-catching rear ends, eye-catching rear ends, eye-catching rear ends, eye-catching rear ends are highly visible in numerous locations.
• It is for a particular reason that Mims is feeling overheated. It is for a particular reason that Mims is feeling overheated. It is for a particular reason, it is for a particular reason, it is for a particular reason that Mims is feeling overheated. He is feeling overheated because he is unbelievably awesome. You are not feeling overheated because you are not unbelievably awesome. It is for this particular reason that Mims is feeling overheated.
• There was once a young woman of a diminutive stature wearing denim pants with a posterior resembling the pomaceous fruit of the Malus domestica. Completing her ensemble was a sturdy pair of protective footwear adorned in animal pelt. Suffice it to say, the entire discotheque was observing her raptly. She then dropped to the flat surface beneath her and, just when one had begun to process this turn of events, this vertically challenged ingénue squatted even further, further, further, further, further, further, further, further.